am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
cause
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
Fun Fact:
Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy.
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Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
(Source: brendonboredurie, via emilidris)
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
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if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
(via homootp)
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
(via poppunked)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via revengeoftheslap)
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
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